Dear Justin Timberlake,
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the Mario Karting species of ducks! I always knew you were a curious little pickle. I honestly thought you went to The Sahara Desert just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go farting and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty itchy when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard kazoo mixed with a little smelly aardvark does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to diaper wrapping now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing aardvarks for dinner next week!