Mad Libs

Dear Hello Kitty,
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the butterfly catching species of ants! I always knew you were a curious little pickle. I honestly thought you went to West Virginia just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go competitive hotdog eating and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty fabulous when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard helicopter mixed with a little yellow banjo does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to Mario Karting now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing banjos for dinner next week!
Love,
Bart