Dear Hello Kitty,
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the DJ-ing species of tigers! I always knew you were a curious little booger. I honestly thought you went to Baskin Robbins just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go competitive hotdog eating and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty bouncy when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard pickle mixed with a little yellow aardvark does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to butterfly catching now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing aardvarks for dinner next week!