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pickle Eating Champion

Bart "The helicopter" booger shocked the world this past Sunday when Bart broke the world record for most yellow pickles eaten while competitive hotdog eating. "People said I could never do it", said Bart, "but no one has really seen how hard I train behind closed doors other than my pet ducks".

Downing over 7 pounds of fresh yellow pickles in 20 minutes, spectators were left speechless by the sight. "Never in my lifetime have I seen something like that," stated Zeus, "Someone even snuck in a aardvark into the food pile, and Bart still ate that!".

After Bart's historic meal, town mayor Barney appeared on stage to offer the key to the city to the World yellow pickle-eating champion. However, at yet another shock to the audience, Bart accidentally mistook the key for chocolate, immediately consuming it before the cries of the crowd could be heard. Bart's bowel movements are now under strict monitoring for evidence of the city's 24 Karat Gold key.

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