Mad Libs

Dear Barney,
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the farting species of cats! I always knew you were a curious little iPod. I honestly thought you went to The Balkans just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go diaper wrapping and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty ginormous when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard aardvark mixed with a little sour banjo does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to DJ-ing now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing banjos for dinner next week!
Love,
Big Mac Bobby