Your Groundbreaking Discovery
As told by your loving Auntie
Dear Shrek,
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the farting species of ducks! I always knew you were a curious little booger. I honestly thought you went to The Balkans just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go Mario Karting and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty sour when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard iPod mixed with a little sparkly bubblegum does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to butterfly catching now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing bubblegums for dinner next week!
Love,
Thomas Edison