Your Groundbreaking Discovery
As told by your loving Auntie
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the farting species of tigers! I always knew you were a curious little aardvark. I honestly thought you went to The Sahara Desert just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go Mario Karting and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty brown when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard helicopter mixed with a little yellow kazoo does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to competitive hotdog eating now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing kazoos for dinner next week!