booger Eating Champion
Brad Pitt "The iPod" banjo shocked the world this past Sunday when Brad Pitt broke the world record for most fuzzy boogers eaten while competitive hotdog eating. "People said I could never do it", said Brad Pitt, "but no one has really seen how hard I train behind closed doors other than my pet ducks".
Downing over 3 pounds of fresh fuzzy boogers in 20 minutes, spectators were left speechless by the sight. "Never in my lifetime have I seen something like that," stated Thomas Edison, "Someone even snuck in a kazoo into the food pile, and Brad Pitt still ate that!".
After Brad Pitt's historic meal, town mayor Big Mac Bobby appeared on stage to offer the key to the city to the World fuzzy booger-eating champion. However, at yet another shock to the audience, Brad Pitt accidentally mistook the key for chocolate, immediately consuming it before the cries of the crowd could be heard. Brad Pitt's bowel movements are now under strict monitoring for evidence of the city's 24 Karat Gold key.