cantelope Eating Champion
Justin Timberlake "The helicopter" pickle shocked the world this past Sunday when Justin Timberlake broke the world record for most sour cantelopes eaten while competitive hotdog eating. "People said I could never do it", said Justin Timberlake, "but no one has really seen how hard I train behind closed doors other than my pet cats".
Downing over 7 pounds of fresh sour cantelopes in 20 minutes, spectators were left speechless by the sight. "Never in my lifetime have I seen something like that," stated Barney, "Someone even snuck in a aardvark into the food pile, and Justin Timberlake still ate that!".
After Justin Timberlake's historic meal, town mayor Bart appeared on stage to offer the key to the city to the World sour cantelope-eating champion. However, at yet another shock to the audience, Justin Timberlake accidentally mistook the key for chocolate, immediately consuming it before the cries of the crowd could be heard. Justin Timberlake's bowel movements are now under strict monitoring for evidence of the city's 24 Karat Gold key.