kazoo Eating Champion
Barney "The aardvark" helicopter shocked the world this past Sunday when Barney broke the world record for most sparkly kazoos eaten while competitive hotdog eating. "People said I could never do it", said Barney, "but no one has really seen how hard I train behind closed doors other than my pet ducks".
Downing over 3 pounds of fresh sparkly kazoos in 20 minutes, spectators were left speechless by the sight. "Never in my lifetime have I seen something like that," stated Big Mac Bobby, "Someone even snuck in a iPod into the food pile, and Barney still ate that!".
After Barney's historic meal, town mayor Colonel Sanders appeared on stage to offer the key to the city to the World sparkly kazoo-eating champion. However, at yet another shock to the audience, Barney accidentally mistook the key for chocolate, immediately consuming it before the cries of the crowd could be heard. Barney's bowel movements are now under strict monitoring for evidence of the city's 24 Karat Gold key.