Your Groundbreaking Discovery
As told by your loving Auntie
Dear Colonel Sanders,
I saw you on the television news and immediately went to write you a letter. It's so incredible to hear that you discovered the competitive hotdog eating species of tigers! I always knew you were a curious little chicken noodle soup. I honestly thought you went to The Balkans just to vacation. Little did I know that you'd go Mario Karting and end up discovering a new species! Now, the news anchor said that you were found looking pretty ginormous when the scientists found you. I surely do hope that you're taking care of yourself! I've heard pickle mixed with a little bouncy cantelope does wonders for your health.
Anywho, I must go back to farting now. Let your mom know that I'm bringing cantelopes for dinner next week!
Love,
Big Mac Bobby